by Christine Lorraine Morgan, April 15, 2023

(NOTE: This is a spoof that was created by a big fan of the show.)

1. This bobby-dazzler was found in the triangular swamp feature in the back corner of the yard. Apparently, there are other similar “shell stones” buried at significantly strategic points across Croak Island, which creates an anomaly called the Erie County Cross.

2. Wow! A piece of wood from a mysterious sunken pirate ship behind the shed on Croak Island? We’re guessing the carbon date on this exciting find will be at least a decade old!

3. We were both enthused and depressed to find this remarkable intact piece of Early Erieaceous pottery during today’s big dig on Lot 62. Excited because it’s such a tremendous find, but sad because the pottery police immediately showed up and shut down the excavation site.

4. The good news is that just as the pottery police arrived, it was tea time at the War Room! Til our dusty paths cross again…We really “dig” the show!