10. The Young and The Restless = The Old and The Lethargic
9. All My Children = All My Great-grandchildren
8. Ryan’s Hope = Ryan’s Hope That Surgery Goes Well
7. The Doctors = The Doctors Who Specialize in Geriatric Medicine
6. The Edge of Night = The Wedge Of Light From Beyond
5. One Life To Live = One Pill To Give
4. Days of Our Lives = Nights of Our Rheumatoid Arthritis
3. The Bold and the Beautiful = The Timid and the Weathered
2. Another World = Another Visit To The Bathroom During the Night
1. As The World Turns = As My Stomach Churns
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