1. The San Francisco treat
2. Betcha can’t eat just one
3. The champagne of bottled beers
4. Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is
5. Nothin’s more becomin’ than somethin’
from the oven and ___________ says it best
6. If you think it’s butter, but it’s not, it’s
7. Weekends were made for
8. Let your fingers do the walking
9. Put a tiger in your tank
10. Pink hearts, yellow moons, green clovers
11. Mmmmm good, mmmmm good
12. Strong enough for a man, but made for
a woman
13. Have it your way
14. Is it true blonds have more fun?
15. You deserve a break today
16. His block is knocked off!
17. The hit of the day when you’re ready to play
18. Melts in your mouth, not in your hands
19. Where’s the beef?
20. The Cadillac of Worms (from “WKRP”)
A N S W E R S
1. Rice-A-Roni
2. Lays Potato Chips
3. Miller High Life
4. Alka Seltzer
5. Pillsbury
6. Chiffon
7. Michelob
8. Yellow Pages
9. Esso Oil (Exxon)
10. Lucky Charms
11. Campbell’s Soup
12. Secret deodorant
13. Burger King
14. Lady Clairol
15. McDonald’s
16. Rock ’em Sock ’em Robots
17. Slinky
18. M & Ms
19. Wendy’s
20. Red Wigglers
S C O R I N G K E Y
17-20 correct – Professor of Products and Jingles
13-16 correct – Mass Media Manager
9-12 correct – Commercial Conniesseur
5-7 correct – Mediocre Market Monitor
3-4 correct – Calloused Consumer
0-2 correct – Advertisement Avoider