1. The San Francisco treat

2. Betcha can’t eat just one

3. The champagne of bottled beers

4. Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is

5. Nothin’s more becomin’ than somethin’

from the oven and ___________ says it best

6. If you think it’s butter, but it’s not, it’s

7. Weekends were made for

8. Let your fingers do the walking

9. Put a tiger in your tank

10. Pink hearts, yellow moons, green clovers

11. Mmmmm good, mmmmm good

12. Strong enough for a man, but made for

a woman

13. Have it your way

14. Is it true blonds have more fun?

15. You deserve a break today

16. His block is knocked off!

17. The hit of the day when you’re ready to play

18. Melts in your mouth, not in your hands

19. Where’s the beef?

20. The Cadillac of Worms (from “WKRP”)

A N S W E R S

1. Rice-A-Roni

2. Lays Potato Chips

3. Miller High Life

4. Alka Seltzer

5. Pillsbury

6. Chiffon

7. Michelob

8. Yellow Pages

9. Esso Oil (Exxon)

10. Lucky Charms

11. Campbell’s Soup

12. Secret deodorant

13. Burger King

14. Lady Clairol

15. McDonald’s

16. Rock ’em Sock ’em Robots

17. Slinky

18. M & Ms

19. Wendy’s

20. Red Wigglers

S C O R I N G K E Y

17-20 correct – Professor of Products and Jingles

13-16 correct – Mass Media Manager

9-12 correct – Commercial Conniesseur

5-7 correct – Mediocre Market Monitor

3-4 correct – Calloused Consumer

0-2 correct – Advertisement Avoider